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I got this from SYAIMA's blog

and i found it was an interesting thing to know. perhaps some of you might knew it earlier. but i want to share with u guys ok. :)

 

THINGS THAT GIRLS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GUYS

1. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you after wards.

2. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

3. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

8. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so

9. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

10. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

11. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

12. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

13. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.

14. Guys love their moms.

15. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

18. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice

19. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

20. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

21. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does.

22. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding

23. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

THINGS THAT GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. YEAH.

4. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

5. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

6. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

7. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

8. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

9. We are DrAmA queens.

10. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.*not until married

11. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.

12. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.

13. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

14. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.*betul tak awak? ahahahha

15. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, we're going to outlive you.

16. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.

17. Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.

18. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

19. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.

20. They can’t live without tension. Every once in a while she’s gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

21. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild.

22. It never hurts to say you’re sorry, even if you don’t mean it.

23. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.